As the old saying goes, After spending many years complaining about the yuppie liberal types who drive SUV's, guess what the Old Yankee came home with? Some people just couldn't let this go by...
A Suburban for the Suburban Life
The Old Yankee as a POS
It is well known that the accessories make the real statement, so a package showed up on the Old Yankee's workbench a few days later with a cellphone and this letter: